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THE WORLD’S GREATEST FLATMATE

A 3bhk furnished home. A really chill flatmate. A great location.

All you need are your clothes. And maybe a comb.

Want to share a furnished, cosy home with someone who can finally lift a Bisleri can on her own?

Your future flatmate will most likely be lost in thoughts if not immersed in work and can be regularly found with a broom sweeping the floor randomly during the day. She works in a gaming company and is one of the Directors in the marketing team. She loves animals, is vegan, feeds dogs and sometimes pet sits. She’s very much into fitness and yes, will time to time try and motivate the flatmate to work out. She’s from Bombay, overbrains to death, is nihilistic & into dark humor, shares too many memes and will have a complete mental breakdown if the garbage is not discarded.

The Important Details

The Home
A 3bhk furnished flat in Vinayak Nagar, Konena Agrahara, in close proximity to Old Airport Road & HAL. The whole house is set up - TV, PS4, Fridge, Washing Machine, Microwave and Sound Systems. Your room has an attached balcony. The bathroom is not attached but it's right next to it, and is decently sized. The 3rd room is used as a study room / workout room.

The Location
Easily accessible to prime spots due to central location - Indiranagar, MG Road, Bellandur, Koramangala, Marathahalli, CV Raman Nagar, HAL etc can be reached within 10-30mins

The Commercials

Rent including maintenance: 31k (split between 2)
Deposit: 1l (split between 2)
Cook+Maid: 4k (split between 2)
Electricity on actuals
One time set-up cost can be discussed

The Neighbourhood

Many grocery stores in the vicinity within 500mts walking distance
Gyms within 1.5km distance
Beauty parlors, saloons, doctors, physio, chemists and hospitals all in the vicinity and within 1 km distance
Plenty of places to eat dosas, momos or hot chips & within walking distance
A really good pub - Gawky Goose - also within walking distance
If you’re a runner, there’s a really good route with greenery to run <the HAL airforce road>

The Apartment

A fairly new construction, probably 4-5 years old only.
4-wheeler parking available
This is a pet-friendly apartment and neighbours are calm and non-interfering
The landlord is super chill and checks once in a year to see if I am alive
The area is a residential area and close to air force base, hence it’s very safe

Living Room

Grey couch with a coffee table, a 55-inch TV, PS4 with 2018 FIFA and Battlefield and two consoles, shoe rack, a plant where some leaves were eaten by a dog and a Batman poster. Unseen in the pic is a balcony which houses a clothes stand, and a window where your flatmate stands and whistles to dogs on the roads below

Kitchen

Fully set-up with fridge and microwave, and overstocked usually with coffee. Attached utility that houses the washing machine, a ladder because your flatmate is short, and the source of most arguments and Anita’s brain short circuits - the garbage bins

Empty space / potential dining area

Play cricket. Workout. Stand there to contemplate life. Middle ground to make life altering decisions.

Your room

Wardrobe, a lamp, 2 well-looked after plants, attached balcony with 1 thriving plant, unattached bathroom right next to the room, gorgeous sunlight and enviable ventilation.

There is a bed here now, and you can buy it off from the one who owns it.

Balcony attached to your room

A sweet cosy place to view the sunsets from, or enjoy an evening breeze in the quiet of the night.

Your bathroom has more light than my bedroom

The bathroom is decently sized, and is not attached to your room but is adjacent to it. It’s not in common view of the main entrance to the house either, and is in a nook

Study room

In here are two computer tables, and a chair, 300 books, some workout equipment, an ironing board and one Batman poster, one Bane poster, a tiger poster and a whiteboard with a to-do list that never gets done

Like what you see? Want to be THE flatmate?

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Why Anita Rane is a great flatmate

She has motherly tendencies mixed with spawn from hell traits during the 18-25th of every month <refer below testimonial written on behalf of her ex-flatmates>
She’ll voluntarily make you coffee or tea or cook food for you
She will clean your room and fold your laundry
She will leave cute notes of encouragement, reminders or profanity depending on the situation
She has 300 books, a PS4 and great taste in music
She sleeps late and wakes up at 4 am - it’s like living with a security system
She works in Marketing, so yes, she will help package everything from drafting a message to your crush, to bettering your resume, to writing the best Tinder bio
She gives great advice <none of which she applies to herself>

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WHY THIS HOME IS A GOOD LUCK HOME

Flatmate 1:
Stayed here for two years, worked really hard, got a great job in Bombay

Flatmate 2:
Moved out of her home, stayed here for 6 months, and finally against all odds, moved in in with her long time boyfriend

Flatmate 3:
Moved in here, stayed for 8 months, found love, worked hard and got promoted!

ABSOLUTE FACT THAT GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO MOVE IN!

Ashish Saini
Ex-flatmate and finisher of all my coffee

“She’s spoilt me for life because she always kept the home clean, and pretty much took care of the house stuff. We’ve had 5789 fights about the discarding of trash, and 2-3 other arguments too, but she’s a wise one, has great life lessons to share and needs to be actively avoided between 7-15th of every month because it’s RBF period - resting bitch face due to onset of menstruation. She has her flaws, like we all do, but in the face of it all, she’s a gem and a friend for life.”